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ShipYourEnemiesGlitter fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What they hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
They have had enough so here's the deal: there's someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty
neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.
So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & they all send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. They all also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.
