Lady Chuff began her career writing tell-all column ‘You say potato: my struggle with blight’ in Haymarket trade monthly Tatties Devine, before being elevated to notoriety for her part in the Max Mosely scandal after she was filmed brandishing a whip and using light bondage techniques as ‘interrogatrix Nummer fünf’. As well as making regular contributions to TechChuff, Lady Chuff now divides her time between Ruth Kelly’s second home and Sir Peter Viggers’ floating duck island.